Guy With License Yanked 41 Times Busted Again

The state of New York has suspended Jason Brown's driver's license an impressive 41 times in his 36 years, and it might not be done yet: Cops on Long Island pulled Brown over yesterday afternoon, reports Newsday, after observing him drive erratically; they say they found pot in plain sight in Brown's minivan. He gave them a false name, but they figured out who he was. As he was being booked at the precinct in Patchogue, they then discovered he had stashed cocaine and heroin "within his body." Brown is charged with unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle, unlawful possession of marijuana, and two counts of criminal possession of a controlled substance. He's due in court today. (More weird crimes stories.)