Behold: The Situation's Terrible Rap 'Song'

 Behold: The 
 Situation's 
 Terrible Rap 
 'Song' 
BAD SITUATIONS
Jun 15, 2010 8:21 AM CDT
'Chaotic' Gulf Cleanup Efforts Slammed
 'Chaotic' Gulf Cleanup Efforts Slammed
Jun 15, 2010 8:10 AM CDT
BP Rig Registered With Tiny Pacific Nation to Skirt US Oversight
 BP Rig Registered 
 With Tiny Pacific Nation 
 to Skirt US Oversight 
Marshall Islands Anyone?
Jun 15, 2010 7:41 AM CDT
Rand Paul Not a Certified Doctor, Board Says
Rand Paul Not a Certified Doctor, Board Says
Jun 15, 2010 7:28 AM CDT
Meg Whitman Paid Settlement for Shoving eBay Employee

 Meg Whitman 
 Paid Settlement 
 for Shoving 
 eBay Employee 
Jun 15, 2010 7:11 AM CDT
Perez Tweets Miley Upskirt Pic
 Perez Tweets Miley Upskirt Pic 
child porn?
Jun 15, 2010 7:00 AM CDT
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Teen Sailor's Mom: No Plans for Reality Show
 Teen Sailor's  
 Mom: No Plans 
 for Reality Show 
Jun 15, 2010 6:36 AM CDT
Pakistan Arrests American 'Bin Laden Hunter'
Calif. Man Hunts bin Laden, Armed With Pistol, Sword
Jun 15, 2010 6:00 AM CDT
NASA: Get Ready for Space Storm Havoc
 NASA: Get Ready 
 for Space Storm Havoc 
Jun 15, 2010 5:46 AM CDT
Coleman Will: Don't Unplug Me!
 Coleman Will: 
 Don't Unplug Me! 
Jun 15, 2010 5:40 AM CDT
Mexico Prison Clashes Kill 29
 29 Die in Mexican  
 Prison Massacre 
Jun 15, 2010 5:37 AM CDT
5.7 Quake Rattles California
 5.7 Quake Rattles California 
Jun 15, 2010 5:20 AM CDT
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Packages With White Powder Sent to 8 Fed Buildings
Packages With White Powder Sent to 8 Fed Buildings
Jun 15, 2010 5:00 AM CDT
LA Mayor Gets Restraining Order
 LA Mayor Gets 
 Restraining
 Order 
Jun 15, 2010 4:00 AM CDT
Shot Tot Hid for Hours After Dad Killed Mom
 Shot Tot Hid 
 for Hours After 
 Dad Killed Mom 
Jun 15, 2010 3:41 AM CDT
UK Halts Anti-Pedophile Database
UK Halts Anti-Pedophile Database
Jun 15, 2010 3:00 AM CDT
Parents Slam X-Rated Piñatas
 Parents Slam X-Rated Piñatas 
Jun 15, 2010 2:33 AM CDT
Armed Pair Busted at Florida Air Force Base
Armed Pair Busted 
 at Florida Air Force Base  
Jun 15, 2010 1:50 AM CDT
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SC Loser Lodges Formal Protest
 SC Loser Lodges 
 Formal Protest 
Jun 15, 2010 1:27 AM CDT
Male Brains Take "Milliseconds" to Choose a Mate
Male Brains Take 'Milliseconds' to Choose a Mate
Jun 14, 2010 7:02 PM CDT
Van der Sloot Confession: 'There Was Blood Everywhere'
 Van der Sloot 
 Confession: 
 'There Was Blood 
 Everywhere' 
Jun 14, 2010 6:45 PM CDT
Michael Jackson Doctor Keeps License


 Michael Jackson 
 Doctor Keeps 
 License 
Jun 14, 2010 6:15 PM CDT
Targeting McDonald's, Starbucks Offers Free Wi-Fi
 Targeting McDonald's, 
 Starbucks Offers 
 Free Wi-Fi 
Jun 14, 2010 5:50 PM CDT
MTV Seeks 'Twitter Jockey'
 MTV Seeks 'Twitter Jockey'
Jun 14, 2010 5:24 PM CDT
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Times 'Scoop' on Afghan Minerals Less Than Meets the Eye
 Times 'Scoop' 
 on Afghan Minerals 
 Less Than Meets the Eye 
ANALYSIS
Jun 14, 2010 5:00 PM CDT
2-Way Tweeting Helps Louisiana Monitor Spill
2-Way Tweeting Helps Louisiana Monitor Spill 
OPINION
Jun 14, 2010 4:35 PM CDT
Annoying Horns Here to Stay
 Annoying Horns Here to Stay 
world cup
Jun 14, 2010 4:15 PM CDT
Congress: BP Took 'Shortcuts' to Save Money
Congress: BP Took 'Shortcuts' to Save Money
Jun 14, 2010 3:50 PM CDT
Palin to Visit Margaret Thatcher
 Palin to Visit Margaret Thatcher 
Jun 14, 2010 3:31 PM CDT
Dow Off 20 After Greek Debt Downgrade
 Dow Off 20 After 
 Greek Debt Downgrade 
MARKETWATCH
Jun 14, 2010 3:06 PM CDT
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In a First, Human Trafficking Report Includes US
 In a First, Human Trafficking 
 Report Includes US 
Jun 14, 2010 2:45 PM CDT
Tea Partier's Trippy Ad Calls for Revolution
 Tea Partier's 
 Trippy Ad 
 Calls for Revolution 
Jun 14, 2010 2:20 PM CDT
8-Year-Old's Killer Gets Life
 8-Year-Old's Killer Gets Life 
TELLS MOM 'SHE DID NOT SUFFER'
Jun 14, 2010 1:59 PM CDT
Chatroulette's Big Problem: Genitalia
 Chatroulette's 
 Big Problem: 
 Genitalia 
OPINION
Jun 14, 2010 1:45 PM CDT
Obama Will Use Gulf Spill to Push Energy Bill
Obama Will Use Gulf Spill
to Push Energy Bill
Jun 14, 2010 1:30 PM CDT
How BP Can Rehab Its Image
 How BP Can 
 Rehab Its Image 
Jun 14, 2010 1:15 PM CDT
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New Program Pays People to Take Their Medicine
New Program Pays People to Take Their Medicine
Jun 14, 2010 12:55 PM CDT
Spencer, Heidi Say the Other Cheated
 Spencer, Heidi 
 Say the Other 
 Cheated 
celeb 'splits'
Jun 14, 2010 12:17 PM CDT
20 Reality Shows With Awful Prizes
 20 Reality Shows 
 With Awful Prizes 
Jun 14, 2010 12:02 PM CDT
Rescuers Find 20th Body in Ark. Flooding
 Rescuers Find 
 20th Body in 
 Ark. Flooding 
Jun 14, 2010 11:51 AM CDT
FBI Reveals Mountain of Ted Kennedy Death Threats
FBI Reveals Mountain of Ted Kennedy Death Threats
Jun 14, 2010 11:45 AM CDT
Bush’s Daughter Glad Health Reform Passed
Bush’s Daughter Glad Health Reform Passed
Jun 14, 2010 11:41 AM CDT
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Dear Scarlett: You're Ruining Broadway

 Dear Scarlett: 
 You're Ruining 
 Broadway 
tony fallout
Jun 14, 2010 11:26 AM CDT
High Heels for Kids: Harmless or Horrifying?
High Heels for Kids:
Harmless or Horrifying?
Jun 14, 2010 11:13 AM CDT
8 Actresses Who Are Downright Divas
 8 Actresses 
 Who Are 
 Downright 
 Divas 

Jun 14, 2010 10:58 AM CDT
Massive Ocean Once Covered 36% of Mars

 Massive Ocean Once 
 Covered 36% of Mars 
Jun 14, 2010 10:33 AM CDT
5 Yuckiest Jimmy Dean Meals
 5 Yuckiest Jimmy Dean Meals 
RIP, breakfast man
Jun 14, 2010 10:19 AM CDT
10 Celebs Who Got Naughty at Sporting Events
 10 Celebs Who 
 Got Naughty 
 at Sporting 
 Events 
Jun 14, 2010 10:15 AM CDT
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