Are Fake Boobs Going Bust?

It's hard to believe but the air might be going out of the overwhelming trend toward fake boobs. Sharon Osbourne is ditching her very inconvenient 34 Double D implants and is having them made into paperweights for hubby Ozzy. "They'll be better on his desk than on my chest," she quipped. "They're awful!" Even Hollywood is seeking a more natural look, according to casting agents. A recent casting notice seeking extras for the new Pirates of the Caribbean stressed that actresses "must have real breasts."

“Large implants take the actors to a sleazier level,” one agent told Page Six. “They become a joke.” The "implant-free" stars Anna Paquin, Rachel Blanchard and Tricia Helfer in the film Open House were touted this week by casting agent Danny Roth, who chalked up fake boobs to "insecurity." (More Heidi Montag stories.)