Bill O'Reilly: The Mexicans Are Invading

According to Bill O’Reilly, America doesn’t just have an illegal immigration problem, it’s under attack. “There is an invasion of the United States going on. We wouldn’t have 12 million illegal aliens if there weren’t an invasion,” O’Reilly said yesterday. “There is an invasion from a foreign country, Mexico, into the United States.”

O’Reilly was arguing that the US needs to use the military to patrol its border, as John McCain recently suggested. He knows it’ll work too, because South Korea uses the military to patrol its border, and that works just fine! Guest Charles Krauthammer, however, was unconvinced. “The reason you use the military is if we had satellite information that the Mexican Army was massing at the Texan frontier and planning to retake the Alamo,” he deadpanned. “Then I would recommend using the military." (More Bill O'Reilly stories.)