'Google Suggests' Feature Can Make You Blush

'How Do I Get My Sister to Sleep With Me,' and other weird searches
By Marie Morris,  Newser Staff
Posted Feb 22, 2010 5:46 PM CST
'Google Suggests' Feature Can Make You Blush
A computer screen shows the company logo at Google's office in Hong Kong, Jan. 14, 2010.   (AP Photo/Kin Cheung, File)

Start typing a question into a Google search box, and the site tries to guess what you're going to ask by drawing on your history, its index and ads, and searches by other users—a fair number of whom apparently are thinking way, way outside the norm. Start with "How do I get," reports the Huffington Post, and buckle up for "How do I get my sister to sleep with me?"

Other doozies from Google Suggests:

  • "How did": "...Michael Jackson turn white"
  • "Am I not": "... destroying my enemies when I make friends of them"
  • "Why can't I": "... own a Canadian"
  • "Is spongebob": "...squarepants supposed to be terrifying"
  • "Dinosaurs are": Make that "aren't," as in "aren't extinct they're just hiding"
To see the full, disturbing sweep of reader suggestions, click here.

(Read more Google stories.)

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