Really Bad Cases of Celeb TMI

Sylvester Stallone tells certain body parts to grow, and more ick revelations
By Kate Seamons,  Newser Staff
Posted Feb 21, 2010 5:05 AM CST
Really Bad Cases of Celeb TMI
Actor Sylvester Stallone attends the Closing Ceremony at the Sala Grande during the 66th Venice Film Festival on September 12, 2009 in Venice, Italy.   (Getty Images)

The Us Weekly-buying public wants to know every tidbit a celeb will dish. But after reading these gems, which Maxim pulled straight from the pages of 31 celebs' autobiographies, you'll likely be crying, "No more!"

  • Kenny Loggins: “I want to let your love open me like an envelope. I want to taste your breath. To drink you. To make love without birth control..."
  • Vanna White: “Sure, it’s not the most intellectually challenging job in the world—but it is hard work…Once, while turning the letters in the middle of a round, my belt broke and nearly fell off, but I held on to it and kept flipping those panels.”

  • Andre Agassi: “Warming up before the match, I pray. Not for a win, but for my hairpiece to stay on.”
  • Sylvester Stallone: “Have you ever talked to your muscles? As you bring up the dumbbells, say ‘Grow!’ It’s what I call ‘body dialogue,’ where I actually converse with certain parts of my body.”
  • Jose Canseco: "When most fans thought of me, they didn’t think of me playing baseball; they thought, 'He’s dating Madonna,' or, 'He’s got a great ass.'"
For the complete list, including raunchy tidbits from Lisa Rinna and Janice Dickinson, click here. (Read more celebrities stories.)

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