Teacher Sends Kids Home With Porn

Fifth graders in northern California got an impromptu sex ed lesson when their teacher handed out DVDs that featured a brief interlude of homemade porn, CBS5 San Francisco reports. The video retrospective of the school year inadvertently included 6 seconds of “inappropriate images” of teacher Crystal Defanti getting busy. Parents were told to “just destroy them,” a spokesperson said, and the school district plans to investigate, reports the Sacramento Bee.

“It goes from my son, straight to her on the couch. My son's reaction was, ‘Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?’” says one parent. “We were up till midnight doing the ‘birds and the bees.’” (More sex stories.)