Colbert Plans Persian Gulf Tour

Stephen Colbert is putting on a flak jacket and heading to the Persian Gulf, Variety reports. The Colbert Report will film a week of shows on a USO tour, but no one is dishing out air dates or specific locations. Says Colbert, “I can’t tell you where I’m going, but the fact that I can’t tell you where I'm going should tell you where I’m going.” (More Stephen Colbert stories.)