Couple's Eye-Popping Potato Isn't a Potato After All

New Zealand couple's dreams 'turn to mash'
By Newser Editors and Wire Services
Posted Mar 16, 2022 2:48 PM CDT
Couple's Eye-Popping Potato Isn't a Potato After All
Donna Craig-Brown holds "Doug" what was believed to be the world's largest potato in the garden of her small farm near Hamilton, New Zealand on Nov. 3, 2021.   (Colin Craig-Brown via AP)

When is a potato not a potato? When it's a tuber of a gourd, according to Guinness World Records. A New Zealand couple who believed they had dug up the world's largest potato in the garden of their small farm near Hamilton have had their dreams turned to mash after Guinness wrote to say that scientific testing had found it wasn't, in fact, a potato after all. Colin Craig-Brown, who first hit the tuber with a hoe last August when gardening with his wife Donna, said it sure looked and tasted like a potato. Mind you, he added, he's never tasted a gourd tuber, reports the AP.

After months of submitting photos and paperwork, the couple got the bad news from Guinness in an email last week. "Dear Colin," the email begins, going on to say "sadly the specimen is not a potato and is in fact the tuber of a type of gourd. For this reason we do unfortunately have to disqualify the application." The couple had named their find Doug, which they took to spelling Dug, after the way it was unearthed. The tuber became something of a local celebrity, after the couple began posting photos of it on Facebook with a hat on and even built a cart to tow it around.

An official weigh-in at a local farming store put Dug at 17 pounds, equal to a couple of sacks of regular potatoes or one small dog. The existing Guinness record will stand, a 2011 monster from Britain that weighed in at just about 11 pounds. Craig-Brown remains a big believer in Dug, who still sits in their freezer. "I say 'gidday' to him every time I pull out some sausages. He's a cool character," Craig-Brown said. "What can you say?" he added. "We can’t say we don’t believe you, because we gave them the DNA stuff." Craig-Brown said he's not done yet with chasing the potato record. He intends to try to grow a record-breaking monster next season. And this time, it will definitely be a potato.

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