Sheriff: Man Dumped Dirt on Car, With Girlfriend Inside

We'll lead with the punchline: This whole incident happened off Phil Dirt Road. Florida authorities say Hunter Mills of Crestview asked his girlfriend to meet him on that road last week to talk. The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office says she complied, driving to the meeting spot on Thursday in a white 2010 Cadillac sedan. It didn't go well, per a sheriff's office Facebook post: "After she refused to answer a question, the defendant used a front-end loader and dumped a bucket full of dirt on the roof of the driver side half of the car."

The woman was in the car at the time, and thanks to an open car window, dirt poured into the car's front seat, vents, and power windows, reports the Sun Sentinel. Worse still, the car wasn't hers. The woman was unharmed, but 20-year-old Mills was charged with felony criminal mischief. You can see photos from the scene here. (More weird crimes stories.)