Cops: Only 1 Type of Coyote Warrants a Call to Us

Police in North Royalton, Ohio, were apparently getting too many needless calls about coyote sightings. Solution? A tongue-in-cheek Facebook post asking people to refrain from reaching for the phone—unless it's one specific coyote, reports Cincinnati.com. The tongue-in-cheek part will be instantly recognizable to anyone who watched Looney Tunes cartoons featuring a certain Wile E. Coyote. The post cites "certain behaviors" that do warrant a call, including:

• Coyotes carrying any product marked "ACME"
• Coyotes dropping anvils from hot air balloons
• Coyote in possession of a giant magnet
• Coyote detonating "TNT"
• Coyote on roller skates with rockets attached

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