Woman Tells Her Dying Ex Trump Has Been Impeached

The last thing 75-year-old Michael Garland Elliott heard was fake news and he died a happy man because of it, according to his ex-wife. Teresa Elliott, who remained close friends with her ex decades after they split up, tells the New York Daily News that she told Elliott, a "news junkie" who was dying of heart failure, that President Trump had been impeached. "I knew it was his very, very last moments," she says. "I knew that would bring him comfort and it did." She adds: "He hated his effing guts." According to an obituary in the Oregonian, upon hearing the news, Elliott "took his final, gentle breath, his earthly work concluded." Adds the Daily News: "Trump has not been impeached." (More impeachment stories.)