What can we say: Edwin Tobergta has a type. That type is rubber, inflatable, and, presumably, brightly colored. The Ohio man has been charged, twice in less than two years, with engaging in sexual relations with a pool toy, the Smoking Gun reports. In the most recent incident, for which Tobergta was indicted yesterday, he was spotted outside his Hamilton home last month "naked and ... having sexual relations with a rubber pool float," according to the police report. Children under the age of 10 were witnesses to the disturbing daytime incident, the report adds.
In August 2011, a witness saw Tobergta having sex with a pink inflatable raft, pants around his ankles, in an alley. The witness yelled, and Tobergta threw the raft over a fence, where it ended up in the backyard of a home; Tobergta was arrested. According to his felony indictment, he's been convicted of public indecency on at least three occasions before this most recent incident; WHIO reports he's been arrested for "similar offenses" at least five times. WLWT reports that one of those incidents involved an inflatable pumpkin in one of his neighbors' yards. (More strange stuff stories.)