Thieves Steal Woman's ... Driveway

Another reason why Florida can't have nice things: A woman came home Tuesday night to discover something had been stolen from her home: her driveway. The Ocala Star-Banner reports that 300 square feet of brick pavers were carted away sometime between 7:30am and 6pm. The homeowner was alerted to their absence after pulling into her driveway, and feeling a bump. When she got out to inspect, she noticed there was no longer a driveway there. A witness apparently spotted two men digging up the pavers, but assumed it was tied to other construction happening at the home. (More strange stuff stories.)