'The Real Mitt Romney' Channels Eminem

Flip-flopping Mitt Romney has been plagued by the question, "Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up?" In a new, brilliant mash-up by Hugh Atkin spotted by the Huffington Post, it's President Obama asking that question in a send-up of the Eminem classic "The Real Slim Shady." Romney, of course, is the main star, and in his own words he utters lyrics like:

• "Y'all act like you haven't seen a Mormon before, drawers down to the floor, I'm not concerned about the very poor."

• "With regards to abortion, pro-life, pro-choice, I firmly believe in my own singing voice."
• "I'm more concerned about the banks, they're unable to lend. Corporations are people, my friend."
• "My dog is on the roof! My dog is on the roof!"
• "There will be an influx of Hispanic voters in trucks. Look, if you don't believe, I'll tell you what—10,000 bucks?"
• "Well, I made a lot of money, matter of factually. So I drive a couple of Cadillacs, actually."
• "Every Mormon raise your underwear and sing the chorus, Papa Bear: I'm Mitt Romney, and I'm the real Romney, all the other Mitt Romneys are just masturbating."

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