Newser Story Index from May, 2012

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

FDA: Corn Syrup Can't Be Renamed 'Corn Sugar'
Putin to Snub London Olympics
Man Accused of Raping Wife 49 Years Ago Faces Trial
Face-Eater's Girlfriend Blames Drugs—or Voodoo Curse
Idaho Bans 'Offensive' 5 Wives Vodka
5 Dead, 1 Wounded in Seattle; Suspect Shoots Self
Monks Fight for Right to Sell Caskets
John Edwards' Alternate Jurors Told to Stay Home
Florida Candidate Changes Name to .Com Address
Couple Gives Waiter $5K Tip
Aspirin May Help Prevent Skin Cancer
Porn Actor Suspected in Canada's Body Parts Case
Angry Lawmaker's Tirade a YouTube Hit
Bin Laden Snitch Wasn't Convicted of Treason
Finally, We Realize It's OK to Help Sinking Homeowners
Fat? People Will Always See You That Way
LA Coliseum Doubled as ... Porn Set?
Cost of Closing Your Bank Account: Up to $55
Prophecy Drives Firm to Dig for Diamonds in Israel
Romney Needs to Dump the Trump
Tim Cook: Apple Will 'Double Down' on Secrecy
Jessica Simpson Debuts Baby Maxwell
Fire Now Largest in New Mexico's History
The Gloves Come Off Now That Romney's Clinched
Mary-Kate, 25, Dating Sarkozy Half-Bro, 42
Bono, Ireland, Nobels to Fete Suu Kyi
White-Nose Disease Could Kill Off Gray Bats
More Dems Agree With Mitt on Height of Michigan Trees
The Jobless Stat You Should Worry About
Secret to Dark Matter May Lie Under South Dakota
Dr. Ruth Launches Her Own Wine Line
Oosp: Romney's New App Misspells 'America'
New Wrinkle in Etan Patz Case: No Sanitation Records
Tea Partier Forces Runoff for Texas Senate Seat
Sinking Stock Pushes Zuck Off Billionaires Index
GOP Plans to Drop $1B Ad Bomb on 2012
National Spelling Bee Opens With 'Witticism'
BlackBerry Maker In Freefall
Russia, China Stand in Way of New Syria Action
Romney Releases Birth Certificate, Stirs Dad's Controversy
Charles Taylor Sentenced to 50 Years
Top Astrologers: Obama Will Win
Pro-Life Groups Hope Chen Gets on Bandwagon
Ex-Cameron Aide Detained Over Alleged Perjury
Michelle Tells Stewart About 'Post-Dope' Obama
UK Court: Assange Will Be Extradited to Sweden
Romney, Trump Dodge Birther Talk in Vegas
Obama Death-Camp Gaffe Angers Poles
Folk Music Legend Doc Watson Dead at 89
Russia Launches Twitter War on US Ambassador