How LiLo Can Pass Time in Jail

Look on the bright side, LiLo: You might not be happy about having to spend 90 days in jail, but at least it’ll give you the time you need to get a trendy prison tattoo. That's one of the 12 ideas Kate Torgovnick has for how Lindsay Lohan can spend her prison time, on The Frisky:

1. “Be thankful that she doesn’t have to deal with paparazzi for three months.”
2. “Find a Samantha Ronson look-alike” to date.

3. “Make this a method acting exercise so she can nail the role of porn star Linda Lovelace.”
4. “Learn the art of prison beauty,” especially since she won’t be allowed real makeup. “We hear a burnt match tip or ink from a pen make great eyeliner.”

For the complete list of ideas—including one involving sanitary pads—click here.