Is she kidding? A deluded Heidi Montag hopes to snag the next top spot in the Transformers franchise with an audition tape showing her awkwardly moving around targets and shooting. "This is for you, Michael Bay," she announces to the director before she begins the video, which is posted on her Facebook page. Montag tweeted her interest in in the next Transformers nearly the instant Megan Fox was dropped from the series, notes Gawker.
The agility-challenged Montag can now barely even move her face since her upmteenth plastic surgery. The audition tape has already triggered YouTube parodies with one "Montag" trying to prove her agility by struggling through a toddler playground set in heels. (Read more Heidi Montag stories.)