10 Shows Kate Can Star in...Once She Loses DWTS

She'd make a great pageant mom
By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff
Posted Mar 31, 2010 10:42 AM CDT
10 Shows Kate Can Star in...Once She Loses DWTS
Kate Gosselin, right, and her partner Tony Dovolani perform on the celebrity dance competition series, "Dancing With the Stars," Monday, March 22, 2010 in Los Angeles.   (AP Photo/ABC, Adam Larkey)

The hype surrounding Kate Gosselin may be enough to make the public overlook her awful, awful dancing for a while—but it’s only a matter of time before she gets kicked off Dancing With the Stars. What show should she do next? Olivia Allin offers up 10 ideas, on The Frisky:

  1. Toddlers in Tiaras: Can you just imagine the Gosselin sextuplets “in matching outfits, dancing in unison”? Nothing could be cuter—and “pageant life might be a good outlet for the reality mom’s controlling nature.”
  2. Grey’s Anatomy: “Now that Katherine Heigl‘s left the show, they’re going to need an overbearing, whiny blond doctor to replace her.”

  1. The Real Housewives of Pennsylvania: “Throw in a couple die-hard Christians and some Amish wives, and we’ve got plenty of drama to build a multi-season arc of hair-pulling and wagon stealing.”
  2. The Rachael Ray Show: “Nice me would say that Rachael needs a sidekick and the women would get along, but in reality, I just want Kate to break Rachael’s spirit.”
  3. Psychic Kids: Children of the Paranormal: “If twins can sometimes read each other’s thoughts, shouldn’t sextuplets have ultra psychic powers? Isn’t it at least worth a cross-over show to find out?”
For the complete list—including one show that would prominently feature Jon—click here. (More Kate Gosselin stories.)

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