Drunk Man Busted Trying to Revive Roadkill

A central Pennsylvania man has been charged with public drunkenness after witnesses spotted him by the side of the road attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a dead possum. Donald Wolfe, 55, was also waving his hands around as though conducting a seance. He was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess," said a state trooper.
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