Stuff I've Found in My Cleavage

Don't call a locksmith about your missing keys until you check your bra
By Marie Morris,  Newser Staff
Posted Mar 22, 2010 2:35 PM CDT
Stuff I've Found in My Cleavage
Musician Cherie Currie at the premiere of "The Runaways" at ArcLight Cinemas Cinerama Dome, March 11, 2010, in Los Angeles. Her cleavage would probably hold a whole bunch of random items.   (Getty Images)

The basics for an evening out—money, keys, lipstick, an ID—fit nicely in a small handbag. You might be tempted to tuck them into your bra, but think again. "I stored lipstick in mine once, and it dislodged while I was dancing and leaked all over me like something out of a horror film," CJ Arabia writes for Lemondrop. Other random items that might mysteriously materialize in your cleavage:

  • Business cards: "This happens a lot after networking cocktail parties when you fall asleep in your clothes."
  • French fries and popcorn: Not at the same time. Yet.
  • Keys: "I have a friend who called a locksmith because she forgot she had shoved her keys in her bra when we went out drinking that night."
  • A spider: "We have no idea how that happened. "
To see the complete list, click here. (More bras stories.)

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