10 Celebrities Who Definitely Need 'Prehab'

We're looking at you, Miley Cyrus
By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff
Posted Feb 25, 2010 10:00 AM CST
Updated Feb 25, 2010 11:04 AM CST
10 Celebrities Who Definitely Need 'Prehab'
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Now that Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen are hitting “prehab”—rehab for people (supposedly) without any actual addiction issues—it’s time for other celebrities to follow suit. Ami Angelowicz lists her top 10 candidates, on The Frisky:

  • Britney Spears: Sure, she seems OK now. But you never know when she’ll “flip out on Jason Trawick, shave off her extensions again, and break out the pink wig.”
  • Amy Winehouse: “Should be in prehab for the rest of her life. End of discussion.”
  • Joaquin Phoenix: “Prehab or mental institution? You choose.”

  • Miley Cyrus: “Don’t think we didn’t notice your slutty Internet pics. Prehab, young lady!”
  • Jessica Simpson: She hits 30 in July, is still single, and oh, by the way, she got dumped on her last birthday. “It would probably be best if she spent the entire month in prehab.”
  • Nadya Suleman: “You have 14 kids. And you’re insane. Enough said.”
For the complete list, including the sister and daughter of two of Hollywood’s biggest trainwrecks, click here.
(More prehab stories.)

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