Best Fortune Cookie Fortunes

Is your family 'young, gifted and attractive?' Who knows!
By Harry Kimball,  Newser Staff
Posted Feb 21, 2010 7:35 AM CST
Best Fortune Cookie Fortunes
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Fortune cookie fortunes can be insightful, obscure, and oftentimes both. Slashfood has compiled a list of the 10 best its editors have come across:

  1. "You are magnetic in your bearing."
  2. So, naturally, "The night life is for you."
  3. But remember to "Face facts with dignity."
  4. As "Good sense is the master of human life."

  1. "Your family is young, gifted, and attractive."
  2. "You are going to have some new clothes."
  3. "You will find a bushel of money."
Click here for the final three gems.
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