Duos We'd Rather Not Get Engaged

The Yuletide engagement is a tradition of celebrity ostentation—a little treat to make the holiday gloom that much more oppressive for the rest of us, writes Drew Grant. Here are five couples who should just keep their darn happiness to themselves:

• John Krasinksi and Emily Blunt.
• Russell Brand and Katy Perry.
• Sienna Miller and Jude Law.
• Hulk Hogan and Jennifer McDaniel—his daughter's doppelganger.