We're Just Pals: Jesus

Yet another boy toy is denying reports of a romance with Madonna. Jesus Luz told Brazilian TV program Fantastico, “She is my friend, only my friend,” the New York Daily News reports. “I don't have plans of marrying her.” Elsewhere:

• Amy Winehouse has been boozing it up in St Lucia only because she’s been bored, the Sun reports. But, “she came off drugs on her own so I know she’ll stop drinking too much, too,” her mom told Closer magazine.

• Also from the Sun: Michael Jackson’s taste in art is a bit boyish. The singer spent nearly $6.4 million on statues of Peter Pan, as well as other statues of children playing, which are now being auctioned off.
• Mary Jo Buttafuoco, shot in the head by Amy Fisher when the teen was dating now-ex-hubby Joey Buttafuoco, is telling her side of the story. Um, Getting It Through My Thick Skull will be released next week, the New York Post reports.

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