German scientists have unearthed what may be the world’s oldest statue, a 35,000-year-old ivory carving of a busty woman. The 2.4 inch sculpture with extra-large breasts and an enlarged vulva was found in the same cave as a penis-shaped stone discovered in 2005, and may be an artistic impression of fertility, Bild reports. Venus, as she’s being dubbed, will be on display in Germany. (More statue stories.)