Simon to Hopeful: Try Hooking Instead

Simon Cowell is well-known for his zingers on American Idol, but now he’s getting personal. The acerbic judge told one hopeful, clad in what looked to be short-short drapes, "You should be a hooker," the Sun reports, and complained to another, “I hate what you’re wearing.” Another, warbling contestant was told, “That sounded like you were drunk. And not one or two bottles—a whole crate.”
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