Arugula as 'Hope Salad,' and Other Obama Changes

In case you haven’t heard, Barack Obama wants to bring change to America. Culture11 offers a list of what that change might mean:

• When daughters ask for a puppy, Daddy shouts: "Yes we can!"
• French win fries debate in White House cafeteria. Arugula now known as “Hope salad.”
• Secret Service stops worrying about first daughters falling down drunk.

• President Obama wastes “first 100 days” after launching www.theoval.blogspot.com.
• "Out of sympathy for Jon Stewart, Daily Show cameras allowed to follow Joe Biden 24/7."
• Water-boarding table “removed from VP residence.”
• Joe the Plumber now handles any problems with the White House pipes.
• Stimulus checks sent out “through Oprah to her studio audiences.”
• On April Fool's Day, White House operator redirects all 3am calls to Hillary's house.

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