Here Are the 10 Top Jokes From Edinburgh Festival

The annual Edinburgh Festival Fringe has crowned its best joke of the year, along with nine runner-ups. Fair warning: If you don't like puns, you won't like this year's winner from part-time stand-up Masai Graham. The arts festival runs every August in the Scottish capital (pandemic permitting), and each year, a panel of judges compiles a list of jokes from the festival's many comedians, per the Guardian and BBC. At that point, the public votes for their favorites. This year's top 10:

1. "I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get pasta."—Masai Graham
2. "Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon, it's next-day delivery."—Mark Simmons
3. "My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock."—Olaf Falafel
4. "By my age, my parents had a house and a family, and to be fair to me, so do I—but it is the same house and it is the same family."—Hannah Fairweather
5. "I hate funerals—I'm not a mourning person."—Will Mars
6. "I spent the whole morning building a time machine, so that's four hours of my life that I'm definitely getting back."—Olaf Falafel
7. "I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx."—Richard Pulsford
8. "I used to live hand to mouth. Do you know what changed my life? Cutlery."—Tim Vine
9. "Don't knock threesomes. Having a threesome is like hiring an intern to do all the jobs you hate."—Sophie Duker
10. "I can't even be bothered to be apathetic these days."—Will Duggan

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