Girl Creates PowerPoint Presentation to Win Over Boy

'Boobs exhibit steady growth over time'
By Michael Harthorne,  Newser Staff
Posted Apr 20, 2017 5:15 PM CDT
Girl Creates PowerPoint Presentation to Win Over Boy
The secret to modern dating? PowerPoint, apparently.   (Twitter)

If there's one thing young men find irresistible, it's a professional presentation. At least that's what 19-year-old Lizzy Fenton appeared to be banking on when she emailed her crush a PowerPoint slideshow titled "Why You Should Date Me" last month. "I wanted to win Carter over with sardonic wit, so I chose PowerPoint as my artistic medium,” the University of Minnesota student tells People. The presentation, which Fenton made in three hours at a coffee shop, includes bullet points of her attributes, including "tantalizing conversationalist" and "will look classy at Thanksgiving." She also brags that because she can pull off so many looks, dating her is like dating at least three different girls, Heavy reports.

Fenton, who's double majoring in genetics and Spanish, made sure to include data to prove her point. In a slide boasting that her "boobs exhibit steady growth over time," she concludes through extrapolation that "each breast will be roughly the circumference of a human head by the year 2025." So how'd Carter take it? "This is very nice. Please stop contacting me," was his apparent response. But Fenton tells People she and Carter "get along swimmingly." Though Fenton won't say if they're dating, it does appear as if she and Carter are at least friends. And when it comes to sending someone a random PowerPoint presentation, that's got to be seen as a win. (More PowerPoint stories.)

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