Florida Teen Busted for Humping Toy at Walmart

Warning: This one gets a little graphic. A 19-year-old in Florida was arrested after he humped a toy in Walmart to the point of orgasm yesterday, the Smoking Gun reports. Sean Johnson took a stuffed horse off a shelf and headed to the housewares section of the Brooksville store, where he entered the comforter aisle. There, he exposed his genitals and "proceeded to hump the stuffed horse utilizing short fast movements," a police report says.

Johnson climaxed "on the stuffed horse’s chest area," the report says. Then he deposited the horse on a comforter set; needless to say, any item the horse may have touched has been removed from shelves. Unfortunately for Johnson, cameras had recorded the scene, WFLA reports. Though he dodged security in the store, he was nabbed "directly across the street," per a probable cause affidavit. In a statement, Johnson acknowledged that he "did unmentionables to a stuffed animal" and wrote that an officer explained to him that someone could have accidentally used the used toy. "I did not think of it [that way] ... and so I feel like I did a horrible act," he wrote. He's been charged with indecent exposure and criminal mischief, the Smoking Gun notes. (More Walmart stories.)