Bill Murray Epically Crashes Bachelor Party

Bill Murray, never not awesome, crashed a bachelor party in Charleston last weekend, an attendee tells Deadspin. A friend first saw Murray, wearing a fishing vest, while the group ate dinner at a steakhouse; he asked to send over drinks to the actor, but Murray declined. Another friend then approached Murray and asked him to come say a few words for the groom-to-be; Murray again declined. But then, "two minutes later, Bill f---ing Murray walks into the room and gives this speech," the source says.

"I'm gonna give you all this advice, because it's too late for this fellow," Murray says in the video obtained by Deadspin. "If you have someone that you think is the one, don't just sort of think ... let's make a date, let's plan this and make a party and get married. Take that person and travel around the world. Buy a plane ticket for the two of you to travel all around the world and go to places that are hard to go to and hard to get out of. And if when you come back to JFK, when you land in JFK and you're still in love with that person, get married at the airport." (More Bill Murray stories.)