Spurned Husband Fills Hot Tub With Manure

An ex-cop in Quebec is facing several charges after being caught brown-handed dumping manure at his estranged wife's house—and filling her hot tub with it, cops say. The 64-year-old, who was apparently enraged at having been served divorce papers, tried to make a getaway on a tractor after officers confronted him, the Toronto Sun reports. After a low-speed chase (the Montreal Gazette clocks it at about 12.5mph), police stopped the tractor and pepper-sprayed the suspect as he allegedly resisted arrest. (Read more manure stories.)