Snooki Wisdom: What to Do When You Pee Yourself

In a truly disturbing clip from last night's Jersey Shore, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi had a little accident on the dance floor. "I got really excited dancing with, like, my girls, and I legit peed myself," Snooki explains. (Apparently the "oops" was caused by a urinary tract infection Snooks self-diagnosed.) But it's all good, because she just ran to the restroom and doused herself (by spraying up and around her skirt) with perfume. "Honestly, I don't care. If you spray perfume and take a 'Shore Shower,' that's still considered a shower," she explains. "I'm not dirty. I smell phenomenal." Watch the clip at the Huffington Post. (More Snooki stories.)