Hef: Crystal Is Lying About 2-Second Sex

Since ditching Hugh Hefner at the altar a couple of weeks ago, Playboy playmate Crystal Harris has only added to her frank critique of Hefner's lovemaking shortcomings, telling Howard Stern that sex with Hef was over in "like two seconds," reports People. "Then I was just over it," she says. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry." Harris also said that Hefner never takes off all of his clothes ("I've never seen Hef naked") and that they had sex only once. But Hef isn't taking any of this lying down.

In tweets that have apparently since been deleted, Hefner accused Harris of lying during her Stern appearance, adding that he didn't know why she would do such a thing, Gossip Cop reports. “The sex with Crystal the first night was good enough so that I kept her over two more nights," he continued. “Crystal did a crazy interview with Howard Stern today that didn’t have much to do with reality. Is she trying to impress a new boyfriend?” (More Hugh Hefner stories.)