I Was Pregnant for 47 Weeks: Mariah

Mariah Carey made her big post-baby debut ... on the Home Shopping Network. And the "two inexplicably mind-blowing hours" of her appearance were "insane," writes Matt Cherette on Gawker. "In tangent after tangent, she complained about how horrible her pregnancy was, barked out orders to the camera crew, made up new words—basically, anything but try to sell her designs," ranging from her fragrances to her jewelry.

Among other things, Carey attempted a British accent and complained about how big her feet got and how "really difficult" it is to be pregnant with twins, the Daily Mail reports. "You have to keep those twins in as long as possible, but it's a sacrifice you make for them. I was literally 47 weeks pregnant," she said. Check out the best four minutes of the appearance, as compiled by Cherette. (More Mariah Carey stories.)