Sheen: Goddess Dumped Me ... Via Text

Rachel Olson is out
By Polly Davis Doig,  Newser Staff
Posted Apr 24, 2011 11:56 AM CDT
Charlie Sheen: Goddess Dumped Me ... Via Text
Charlie Sheen gestures toward a stuffed tiger given to him by a fan as he arrives for his 'My Violent Torpedo Of Truth/Death Is Not An Option' in Washington on April 19, 2011.   (Getty Images)

Human torpedo of truth Charlie Sheen was in Ft. Lauderdale last night dropping bombshells: specifically, that he'd lost a goddess, reports the Hollywood Reporter. Sheen told the audience of 2,500 that "Goddess" Rachel "Bree" Oberlin had dumped him—via text, no less. Later, asked how he handled two women at a time, Sheen responded: "Not well, because one left." Other tidbits from the show:

  • On Lindsay Lohan: "I would hug her and let her know it's gonna be OK," he said, adding that he'd like to hang with her for 24 hours.
  • On Two and a Half Men: "I got fired for being a genius." And, from Friday's show, notes USA Today): "with your support, with a room filled with love, we are going to get my job back.''
  • On Emilio Estevez's current projects: "Men At Work 2 and Mighty Ducks 4."
(More Charlie Sheen stories.)

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