Human torpedo of truth Charlie Sheen was in Ft. Lauderdale last night dropping bombshells: specifically, that he'd lost a goddess, reports the Hollywood Reporter. Sheen told the audience of 2,500 that "Goddess" Rachel "Bree" Oberlin had dumped him—via text, no less. Later, asked how he handled two women at a time, Sheen responded: "Not well, because one left." Other tidbits from the show: