Porn Star to Sheen: I'm Pregnant!

Charlie Sheen might have wanted Kacey Jordan to babysit his kids, but probably not quite like this: The porn star is pregnant, she tells Sheen in a text that was magically leaked to TMZ. Jordan says she's pretty sure the baby's not Sheen's, and TMZ notes that he used protection—but when one is doing tennis-ball sized rocks of coke, it does make it difficult to remember if one used protection correctly. The full text of the text:

"Charlie, I'm so sorry how things turned out, I want u to know something before it hits the press..I'm pregnant and I don't believe its yours, but I'm going to Oregon to take care of the situation. I never wanted any of this crazy attention, I just want to wish u well and thank u. - kacey"
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