Inside Hef's Bedroom, Sex Life

Everything you ever wanted to know about Hugh Hefner and more: The New York Times Magazine has just that in a lengthy profile of the Playboy founder. Highlights:

• His final resting place ... is already picked out; a Los Angeles crypt featuring none other than Marilyn Monroe as a neighbor.
• His bedroom ... looks like "the cave of a hoarder unable to let go," writes Charles McGrath; it is filled with old movies, mementos, photographs, hundreds of stuffed animals, and ... "panties dangling from a chandelier."
• His meals ... are mostly taken in his bedroom, and are very carefully presented—as in, his crackers and potato chips must be unbroken.

• His skin ... is still smooth, thanks in part to lots of baby oil.
• His sexual history: He didn't masturbate until age 18, and lost his virginity at 22.
• His current sex life: Asked if their relationship is sexual, Hef's fiancée Crystal Harris says, "I don't know how to respond to that," before acknowledging that, "sure," they do have "sexual relations."
• His suitors: “I can’t tell you how many pictures we get from girls saying: ‘I love you, Hef. I want to be your girlfriend,’” says Hef's 82-year-old assistant of four decades.

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