Boycott These Celeb-Endorsed Products

What could completely unblemished Justin Bieber know about Proactiv?
By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff
Posted Oct 28, 2010 10:55 AM CDT

A celebrity endorsement is a good thing, right? Not necessarily. On Guyism, Max Steven Miller lists seven products you should never buy because the famous endorsers are so awful:

  • Australian Gold Tanning Products: "The world would be a much better place if Jenni 'JWoww' Farley were just a torso. But, since she has a head, she has the ability to be a spokesperson," Miller writes. "The only product we should support JWoww endorsing is an issue of Playboy magazine."

  • Proactiv: Justin Bieber has "barely experienced puberty, so what does he know about acne? And even if he does know a thing or two ... how clear does your skin have to be when you’ve got hair covering the majority of your face?"
  • Devotion (protein-infused) Vodka: "Forget the fact that protein and alcohol pretty much cancel each other out for a minute and ask yourself, 'Do I really want to be responsible for contributing to [Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's] income?'"
Click here for the complete list ... or watch a horrible commercial by another entrant on the list, Lionel Richie, in the gallery. (Read more Justin Bieber stories.)

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