How to Score, by The Situation

A sneak peek inside his upcoming, sure-to-be-a-classic book
By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff
Posted Oct 27, 2010 10:51 AM CDT
Inside Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino's Upcoming, and Scary-Sounding, Self-Help Book
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino attends the 2010 CMT Music Awards, in Nashville, Tenn. on Wednesday, June 9, 2010.   (AP Photo/Peter Kramer)

Wondering what helpful advice Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino could possibly impart to you in his upcoming book? The New York Post has some answers: Here’s the Situation will include ab maintenance tips and, of course, all that he’s learned about women, including:

  • “The best sex is often with a grenade [an ugly woman]—because she’s so grateful.”
  • “Chicks do dig guys with shaved legs … maybe they’re into the Michael Phelps look.”

  • “Before any chick gets into my bed I make her slide into a 200-degree Jacuzzi to sterilize any microbial bacteria that might endanger my health.”
  • And the prayer you must repeat before going out clubbing: "God grant me the stamina to satisfy hot chicks, the courage to deny grenades, and the wisdom to know the difference."
For much, much more from his “guide to creeping on chicks,” including why men should thread their eyebrows but never eat pasta, click here. (More Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino stories.)

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