Newser Story Index from April, 2009

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

U2 Star Plans 5 Malibu Homes; Locals Annoyed
Something's Fishy About Kutcher's 1M Followers
Research on Embryonic Stem Cells to Get OK, With Caveat
Tsvangirai Crash Was No Accident: MDC
Cubs Manager Shrugged Off Blago's Lineup Advice
EPA's CO2 Ruling May Have Huge Impact
Army Holds Up Lighter Armor for Soldiers in Afghanistan
1 Believed Dead in Fort Lauderdale Plane Crash
Texas Wants to Secede? That Sounds Great!
Statham Cracks Skulls, Cracks Up Audiences
Baseball-Savvy Actress Explores Mets' New Park
Twitter King Kutcher a Madoff for 'Attention Economy'
Zombies Work in Latest Jane Austen Spinoff
Calif. Unemployment Hits Record 11.2%
Condi Commands Same Speaking Fee as Ex-Boss
Volkswagen Challenges Toyota's No. 1 Ranking
From Cargo to First Class: Pet-Only Airline Nears Takeoff
Red Sox Owner Offers to Buy Boston Globe
Grey Gardens a Grim Retelling of Odd Duo's Life
Behind in Votes, Tedisco Asks to Be Declared Winner
Spitzer Executes a Textbook Comeback
Playboy Names Miami Top Party School
Colbert Fights 'Gay Storm'
Palin Visits Midwest, Blasts Obama
Oprah Tweets, 103K Follow
EPA Finds Greenhouse Gases Dangerous
New England Killer Finds Victims on Craigslist
Don't Get Excited, Crisis Isn't Over: Krugman
Top McCain Aide Comes Out for Gay Marriage
Old Days—Good and Bad—Are Back: Noonan
Slumdog Makers Give $740K to Educate Poor
Mass. Mom Kills Child, Unborn Baby: Cops
State of Play an Ink-Stained Thriller
Kinsley: Cuba Policy Hasn't Just Failed—It's Backfired
Mais Non! French Ditch the Champagne Cork
To Defray Debt, Clinton Can Be a GoDaddy Girl: Carville
Forget Hybrids: Just Drive Like Your Grandma
Mumbai Gunman Retracts 'Coerced' Confession
Israelis Learn to Adapt—and Argue
Best Buy Joining Digital Movie Biz
Afghanistan Changing 'Legalized Rape' Law
Stocks Mixed After Citi's Good News
Efron's Charm Helps Unoriginal 17 Again
Gwyneth Goops All Over 'Frenemy'
Emanuel, Dean End Hostilities
Taliban Wield Mighty New Weapon: Class Warfare
Bush AG, CIA Chief Slam Obama on Torture Memos
Bailed-Out Banks Don't Want to Bail Out Chrysler
Pam's Baywatch Swimsuit Up for Auction
'Weighty' Torture Memo Decision Took Weeks