Newser Story Index from October, 2009

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

Wimpy Yuppie 'Panic Button' Irks Rescuers
Naptime Nothing New for Pilots
Mixed Verdict Against Fake Korean 'Cloner'
Rich May Evolve Into Own Species
Brit Health Service Endorses Wii Fit
Iraq, Afghan War Reporter Said to Be a Spy
Fast-Food Customer Punches Out 'Zombie'
Women Drive Recovery, But Dissed By Retail
San Jose Suspends Cops in Student Beating
Karzai's Rival May Boycott Runoff Vote
Yanks Charge Into World Series
Police ID Amnesiac Teen Found in NYC
ESPN to Steve Phillips: You're Out!
Patriots Rule Brittania, Bucs
Obama's Golf Game Goes Coed
Madoff Colleague Found Dead in Swimming Pool
Harvard Probes Poisoning at Med School Lab
Zombies Unite to Challenge Thriller Record
Actually, Fox Is a Legit News Operation
P aranormal Activity Slays Saw VI
Asterix, France's Favorite Comic Gaul, Hits 50
UN Inspectors Get 1st Look at Iran Nuke Site
McCain: Afghan Call Can't Wait
Israelis, Palestinians Clash at Jerusalem's Holiest Site
Cut Balloon Boy Dad Some Slack
Truly Wacky Online Dating Sites
Lloyd Webber Diagnosed With Prostate Cancer
Baghdad Car Bombs Kill at Least 136
Karzai Nixes Power-Sharing Government
Janitor Charged in NJ Priest's Stabbing Death
Brooks' Vegas Gigs Sell Out in 5 Hours
Female Saudi Journalist Gets 60 Lashes for Sex Show
'Mermaid Girl' Shiloh Dies at 10
Pitt OK After Motorcycle Mishap
It's Stephanopoulos vs. Cuomo to Replace Sawyer
Drug Policy Hypocrisy: Hero Lance Is Selling Beer
Cell Phones May Raise Risk of Tumors: WHO Study
NJ Priest Murdered in His Kitchen
Miss Jackass ? New Site Is YouTube for Crazy Dares
US Declares Swine Flu Emergency
Bloomberg Campaign Spending 'Off the Charts'
Northwest Pilot: We Weren't Sleeping
Michelle Wants Prez to Lose (to Her, at Tennis)
Reid Narrows In on 60 Votes for Public Option
Obama Presses Banks to Lend to Small Business
Nobel Chief: Why We Picked Obama
The 10 Sexiest Tomboys
Broke Aussie Author Inspires Bidding Frenzy
Bachmann Scores as Scourge of Dems
Obama Leans to Modified McChrystal Plan