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Newser Story Index from April, 2016
Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.
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1M Goldfish Have a New Fish Bowl to Call Home
A Rogue McDonald's Is Feeding Rebel- Controlled Ukraine
Woman Killed in Crash With Duck Tours Vehicle
6 States With Most Mental Illness
School Tells Girls to Dress Modestly or Boys Will Get Bad Grades
Teacher Gets Felony Charge for Lying About Puppy
Walt Whitman Has Some Advice on Manly Living
Da Vinci May Have Used Male Model for Mona Lisa
Nissan Recalls Nearly 4M Cars With Potentially Deadly Flaw
Man in Animal Costume Shot by Police Thought World Was Ending
Cosmetic Trend for Teen Girls: Labia Surgery
Teen Girl Dies After Being Thrown From Carnival Ride
Charge Reduced for Mall Easter Bunny Who Fought Toddler's Dad
Woman, 4 Grandkids Killed in Texas Flood
There's an Upside for Women Who Get Cheated On
Daytime Cooking Banned During Deadly Indian Heatwave
Yahoo's Marissa Mayer Could Get $55M Parachute
The Indy 500 Has Its First Official Poet in 90 Years
Hershey's Will Start Selling Meat Bars
Iraq Protesters Storm Green Zone
Source: Prince's Secret Vault Drilled Open
Woman Gets 100 Years for Cutting Baby From Womb
America Has Way Too Much Cheese
Protesters Force Trump to Abandon Motorcade
Dog Hugs: 5 Most Incredible Discoveries of the Week
Thousands of New Yorkers Named in ISIS 'Hit List'
Pollen May Help Solve 35-Year-Old Murder Mystery
What 5 'Trumpologists' Have to Say About Donald
Death by Human Extinction Far More Likely Than by Car Crash
2 Kids Restrained Like Dogs, 6 Others Rescued in Texas
Women Deserve Maternity Leave, Baby or No
Parents of Boy Missing 20 Years Charged With His Murder
Green Beret Won't Be Discharged for Attacking Alleged Child Rapist
Bong Photo May Have Cost NFL Draft Pick Millions
Markets Close Slightly Lower
Weasel Takes Out 'Most Powerful Scientific Instrument'
Booming Instagram Business: Pushing 'Teatox'
Pilot: I Saw Missing Teen Floating on Makeshift Raft
Will Ferrell: Nevermind on That Reagan Movie
Every Belgium Resident to Get Iodine Ration
Playing With Babies Helps Them Learn to Pay Attention
Pull a Swatting Prank, Spend 2 Decades in Jail? Maybe
'John Wayne Day' Rejected Over Actor's Racist Statements
Apple 'Cheerleader' Icahn Dumps All His Stock
Auschwitz Guard: 'I Could Smell the Burning Bodies'
Children of Famed Pianist Were Likely Smothered
Not Enough Mail, So Finland's Postal Service Will Mow Lawns
Mother's Day 'Transcendent' in Its Awfulness
Trump Is a 'Joe McCarthy Moment.' We Will Be Judged
Workers Laying Pipes Unearth Coins—1,300 Pounds of Them